If I hadn’t been born in the twentieth century, I would have been wolf-meat by now. Seriously — I’m the blind animal that gets left behind when the rest of the herd runs from the predator — because I can’t see more than six inches in front of me without glasses.
This is normally not a problem — I have contacts, and glasses as backup. Only sometimes, the new glasses & contacts are on their way, leaving me without backup, and some beauty product that weighs approximately two ounces falls on my glasses in a feat of physics that snaps my glasses in half, rendering me, for all intents and purposes, BLIND.
I called Matt from work, begged him to come home and help me, and this is the result:


Yah. But you know what, lemons? Now I can cover my glasses in black and gold electrical tape, and people will think I am an *even better* Steelers fan. Oh yah, I’m makin’ lemonade!
(Also, when Matt steals my iPhone, I should pose, instead of continuing to beg him to put the phone down…)
The symmetry of the repair job amazes me.
You konw, some people would pay for the awesomeness that is those glasses.
Wow that’s hot :-)




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